1. NOBLE STABBINGS!!
2. A FLOATER LEFT WITH PLEASURE IN THE EXECUTIVE WASHROOM.
3. FUZZY PINK HAND-CUFFS
4. THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOMOSEXUAL / SINGLE PARENT
5. SELLTHEHOUSESELLTHECARSELLTHEKIDSFINDSOMEONEELSEFORGETITI'MNEVERCOMINGBACK
6. FOLK SONG.
7. FIRED-SIDE CHAT
8. "I WAS BORN ON A PIRATE SHIP" (HOLD YOUR TONGUE)
9. D4 = PUTTING THE "F" BACK IN "ART".
10. ALL RISE FOR THE RATIONAL ANTHEM.
11. LABOURISSUESINTHETOYDEPARTMENT
12. FILE UNDER "ADULT URBAN CONTEMPORARY"
13. NEW PUNK FASHIONS FOR THE SPRING FORMAL